Craving

i am not normal.
Never claimed to be.
i crave many things right now.
Salty. Mmm potato chips.
Sweet. Chocolate (Hello pms)
Pleasure.
Pain.

i am experiencing the pain right now.

One of my new toys.
i dislike.
Well.
Maybe.

"Put in the inflatable plug and pump it until you can't take anymore. Then pump it one more time."

Yes Sir.

So. Here i type. Full beyond belief. Close to tears.
i have to shower with this in.
i should have showered first, blogged second.
Never claimed to be brilliant either.

Oh. And, yeah. i dislike. At least right now.